YAFOSJ Welcomes You!

A Greeting from Our Hereditary Grand Master

Many people ask today, "Where is an Order that is worth joining?" If you are one of these people, these true knights errant of our times, you have come to the right place to err!

Yes, YAFOSJ, or Yet Another Fake Order of Saint John, is truly an Order that is worth joining. For eminently reasonable passage fees, you get to hobnob with the nobs, dress in spiff uniforms, impress the severely credulous! So come join our noble brotherhood, our chivaleresque association, our happy band of brothers!

John IV
Grand Duke in Finland
Hereditary Grand Master of YAFOSJ

Testimonial from a Satisfied Customer

"I first tried this Templar group. Not only did I lose a fortune, I wound up in trouble with the government. Now that I've found YAFOSJ, I'll never join another Order!"

- Jacques de Molay

Some of Our Illustrious Members Past and Present

Mannerheim
Baron C.G. Mannerheim, Marshal of Finland, GCYAFOSJ (posthumous)

Arthur
Arthur Pendragon, King of Britain, GCYAFOSJ (posthumous)

Julius Caesar
Gaius Julius Caesar, Emperor of Rome, GCYAFOSJ (posthumous)

As well as several rec.heraldry regulars whose names will be on our rolls as soon as we hear they have passed on to that great College of Herald Angels in the sky and so are no longer able to give us the lie.

Charitable Works of YAFOSJ

Do we do charitable works? You bet your donkey we do! Feeding the hungry and clothing the needy are charitable works, right? Right! Well, we serve a veritable feast to anyone with ordenshunger. And we clothe them with vestments of genuine faux chevalerie and plumes-de-ma-tante.

The cross of YAFOSJ
Value Meals for Ordenshunger - over 1,000,000 served!
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Latest update: 1 April 2002